I. My mother snored and
it was awful sharing a room
with her
And! When I ran a workshop
At Pendle Hill Conference Center while everyone was writing,
she snored
like a loud rusty locomotive! When I saw her dead
she was so quiet not snoring.

II. If she had gone to a sleep clinic
am sure she would have broken
sleep measuring apparatuses.
One second of her snoring
and alarms would go off
fire engines would come.