False - eye lash curler
is supposed to make eye lashes curl.
But! Question is how long
to keep pressure?
Before too curly,
then I couldn't open properly,
so squinted like a cat.
The curled eye lash part
must have looked like a black worm sleeping on eye lid.
I've seen little boys
with long luscious eyelashes
so natural and shiny.
I'm sure their mothers
didn't pay $20.00 a lash.
The goddess of eyelashes
made a gender mistake.