All they do is talk and talk
About everything that is interesting
So I don't bother to go.
It isn't any good
Because if you say anything
They atop talking.
I like them because I get to eat all the leftovers.
They have parties
Because they're too old to do anything else except sit.
They're so boring
Because they all have the same opinions
And we have to do what they want us to do.
They spill drinks and then make a big commotion for excitement.